Happy birthday, Taemin

[mara_ciro]

Happy birthday, Lee Taemin. You are by far my youngest KPOP bias. Yaaah! You total noona bait, ugh… I’m lucky I didn’t end up in jail because of you. Anyway, you little former jail-bait, I’ve pretty much said that you’re my SHINee bias. You’re way high up in my bias list that the only person higher than you would be Ryewook.

I confess, Minho ALMOST became my bias, but your cute swimming step in “Replay” pretty much won me over. I first watched you on a local music channel playing your MV “Ring Ding Dong”. I thought that you were quite the talented dancer, but unfortunately, your hyung’s looks caught my attention more. Sorry, kid. But after watching more SHINee MVs, you stole the spotlight from Minho and have been my bias since then. WHY must you be prettier than a girl, whether you cross-dress or not? You always make me want to cry when I see how your face is so pretty, or your legs are skinner and nicer than mine. YOU LITTLE BITCH! Anyway, now that you’re legal, I know I should expect you to be acting all manly and macho, but I love you as the adorable, sometimes bratty/childish kid you are. What ever you do, take care of yourself, ok kid? Noona loves you! Happy birthday.

PS: LEE TAEMIN, YOU’RE FINALLY LEGAL, YOU LITTLE BITCH!